Ask anyone who knows me what my favorite food is and they will exclaim, without hesitation, CHEESE!

I love cheese.

Is there any other food you know which can be produced so naturally and yet appear in so many diverse tasty forms?! Hard cheese, soft cheese, goats cheese, blue cheese, old cheese, new cheese, holumi, feta and mozzarella!

But beware - there are some peculiar substances on the high street that proclaim to be cheese! These disgusting frauds deserve to be pulled up under the trades description act and punished for bringing the cheesy name into disrepute!

Friends - I warn you - watch out for these evil fakes! Names like cheese slices, squeezy cheese and cheese strings should not be trusted. Please, I urge you to exercise caution at all times and make sure your cheese is 100% genuine!

Why, I ask you, would you choose to offer your child a plastic substance flavoured with chemicals when they could be munching on a nice chunk of Port Salut (kids love Port Salut) or tasty old school cheddar?

Say NO to rubber! Post YES to real cheese!